INT. STARBUCKS. DAY.
A WOMAN works on her laptop. A MOTHER sits nearby drinking a LATTE. HER BABY coos in a stroller.
ME: Stop looking at that baby like you want to eat it.
ME: But he’s so yummy!
ME: So have some chocolate. Chocolate stabilizes you.
ME: Hey listen…
ME: No.
ME: I just want to tell you something…
ME: I don’t have time for you. I’m busy writing this blog post.
ME: BUT I WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY!!! Continue Reading…
